1. I miss Fishy.
2. I am not going to the Homecoming dance. All my friends are.
3. I made a huge chocolate cake for my sister's birthday.
4. I promised a certain person that if he was a good boy, he could have some.
5. Today I was sitting in the kitchen, and all of a sudden toilet water started gushing from the ceiling.
6. Unfortunately, the fruit bowl was directly underneath the waterfall, so we had to sterilize all our fruit with bleach.
7. Now we are all afraid to eat the fruit for fear of bleach poisoning.
8. We are out of raspberry jam. I used it for between the cake layers.
9. My dad hates raspberry jam.
10. I like raspberry jam. With waffles.